Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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