Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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