I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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