I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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