Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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