no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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