OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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