is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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