Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Holy shit dude........stairs
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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