Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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