Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
