I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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