do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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