I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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