I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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