Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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