Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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