Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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