I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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