Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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