she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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