weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Randomize
