so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
home. puking in laundry basket.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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