Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I need water and some morals
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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