tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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