You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
How naked do you want me to be?
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