windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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