Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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