Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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