I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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