No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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