Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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