Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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