i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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