Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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