The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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