just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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