if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I had to cum in my sink.
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