we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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