): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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