i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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