I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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