"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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