I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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