the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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