Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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