Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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