i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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