White coat. Heels.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
