He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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