And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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