school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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