school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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