she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We smell like vodka and hangover
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