you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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