i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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