I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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