you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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